Digital circuits are made from analog parts.

Pretend to spank me - I'm a pseudo-masochist!

Is a computer language with goto's totally Wirth-less?

A man's house is his hassle.

Chaste makes waste.

An engineer is someone who does list processing in Fortran.

A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.

Any IC protected by a fast acting fuse will protect the fuse by 
blowing  first.

Neutrinos have bad breadth.

Programmers get overlaid.

Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.

Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience.

People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.

Friction is a drag.

Wernher von Braun settled for a V-2 when he coulda had a V-8.

Biology grows on you.

A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.

Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.

Go climb a gravity well.

A man's best friend is his dogma.

A penny saved is ridiculous.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

I disagree with what you say, but will defend to the death your 
right to tell such LIES!

Every interesting program has at least one variable, one branch, 
and one loop.......... And at least one bug!

No problem is so formidable that you can't just walk away from 
it.

Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

Schizophrenia beats being alone.

To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Boycott meat - suck your thumb.

He who laughs last didn't get the joke.

Old musicians never die, they just decompose.

Invest in physics - own a piece of Dirac!

We have a equal opportunity Calculus class -- it's fully 
integrated.

Kiss me twice.  I'm schizophrenic.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

If it works, Don't fix it.

Alex Haley was adopted!

He who always plows a straight furrow is in a rut.

Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over.

Gravity brings me down.

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

Help stamp out and abolish redundancy!

Be a better psychiatrist and the world will beat a psychopath to 
your door.

He who steps on others to reach the top has good balance.

While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose 
your own form of misery.