Subject: [SOT] I Lost It with the Tape Drive v1.0 (Lyrics) From: spamsink2001@yahoo.com (Alan E. Feldman) Date: 16 Dec 2003 17:40:35 -0800 Newsgroups: comp.os.vms All right, enough doom and gloom. It's time for a little SYS$HUMOR! To the tune of "I Heard It Through the Grapevine": I Lost It with the Tape Drive (v1.0) Ooh, I bet you're wonderin' how I knew 'Bout your plans to make me blue With the tape I trusted to your clutch You know that data, I needed much It took me by surprise I must say When I heard it grind away Don't you know that I Knew it was the tape drive Not much longer would it be alive Oh, I knew it was the tape drive Now I'm just about to lose my mind Honey honey, yeah (Knew it was the tape drive Not much longer would I have my data, ooh, ooh, ooh) I know a man ain't supposed to cry But these tears I cannot hold inside Losin' you would end my job you see 'Cause that data, my boss he needs You could have told me just as much that my data you were 'bout to scrunch Instead I lost it in the tape drive not much longer would it be alive Oh yeah, I lost it with the tape drive And I'm just about to lose my mind Honey honey, yeah (Lost it in the tape drive Not much longer would I have my data, ooh, ooh, ooh) People say believe half of what you see Son, and none of what you hear But I can't help being confused If my data's gone, please tell me dear Do you really want to do this to me After all the cleaning tapes I fed to thee? Don't you know I Lost it with the tape drive Not much longer would it be alive Baby, I lost it in the tape drive Ooh I'm just about to lose my mind Honey honey, yeah (Heard it in the tape drive Not much longer would I have my data, ooh, ooh, ooh) Honey, honey I knew That my data is through 'Said I lost it with the tape drive Repeat and fade Lost it with the tape drive Lyrics mutated by Alan E. Feldman &-)